that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt
Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.
what a time to be alive
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
i may not be the prettiest girl, or the smartest, and im not the fastest, and i probably smell bad, and im mean, and i didnt do good in school, and i dont know how to fuck, but i do have 2 leather jackets and an internet connection so if times get tough i can look up how to cook and eat the jackets
*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
being interrupted mid sentence
When you acting out in public and your mom can’t beat your ass like she wants to, because there’s white people around.